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A good little trip today, rounded off by jokes! at the BBQ, imagine we are all still sat there, here is my joke. Titled " Before it starts"

A guy comes home from work flops down on the settee and shouts to his wife " Woman get me a beer before it starts" the wife dutifully brings him a cold beer, he gulps it down and says " Get me another before it Starts" she is very tired but gets up and brings him another cold beer, again he gulps it down, throws the empty bottle at her and says " Get me another before it starts" The wife goes crazy, shouting at him "You come home from work sit your fat *** down, shouting for beer, before something starts,I have been here all day doing YOUR washing, YOUR ironing, cleaning up after YOU, Cutting the lawn, looking after the kids,You are a lazy slob"
The man sighs and says " IT,S STARTED" :hit:
A bit late but I did say I was hopeless at remembering jokes.

Well, it seems this thread will be full of jokes, here a blonde one:

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the fiel rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!". To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."


Nice trip, good BBQ and see you all soon.

Ehab

That was a great trip, enjoyed the drive, the BBQ and the jokes. Ofcourse you know that we sat there had more jokes (Actually we were all men, so you can enagine, we had advanced and intermediate jokes some of them were actually extreme ... Till 10.00 p.m. then we decided to take a night drive .. and guess what, I was leading ..

It was great, we had fun and I was back home at 12.30 .. Thanks God Mrs Iguana was asleep otherwise, no more offroading for me

C U next trip guys

Yes Igauana, I can just imagine... In fact I know 8O 8O 8O

Wow another great trip. Me, sans bumper!!! But I won't put it back. Where are the guys that offered me aluminium or something to make a cover of????

Good morning members
It was very nice easy trip with very nice faces, hoping every one enjoyed it
See you soon on the dune

After some :jeeping: we had a great :BBQ: then, :Meetings: discussing followed by :4wheeldrive:

It was Realy nice, See you soon (maybe next Week )

Regards,

mmmmmmmmm.. It really feels nice to be on the dunes again, amazing trip, thx guys

Qiute enjoying it.
I can see that the jokes are still going.

Thanks for the BBQ Chuck

Thank u Iguana Megamoe Adiga for nice trip (Mix Grill Trip) Newbie Intermediate BBQ Night drive that was great :jeeptj: :BBQ: , its good to c new faces every time
Rover nice meeting u man say Hi to Anwar
Jeff got infected with the Virus so quick (start looking for Jeep) hehehehehe
White-Wolf its time for a change to proper OFF-Roader car it want your lucky day hope u find your Glasses other wise we will add it to Lost & Found in the desert list :dontknow:

Thanks All for the nice TRIPS, three trips in one day, I had intermediate and newbie and night drive , also barbeque in one day, and seeing friends and laughing on jokes, it can not get better than this, thanks every body for the nice day.


:kingad4x4:

Guys it was really nice trip specially jokes,Night drive Thanks Abdallah for the animals jokes I really liked it
See you soon

hi every body
i realy miss the trip and i am sorry coz i miss it , it was my mistake , that why i arrive toooo much late
any way i hope you injoy guys
see you next time
thank you iguana , and thanx for all

A "Newbie Trip" means not that there is no fun for those which are participating.

It means first of all to all Newbies ( and also some others ) a lot to go with a Stock 4Wheelers to the desert, with no experience of being pulled out, some Dunes look like mountains in front of you and follow somebody almost blindly which is driving a modified Jeep ( Adiga ).

For some of us it was not that much challenging maybe, but i think for some of us it was something very special.

Thanks to Adiga, which found a very interesting and sometimes also challenging route thru the Mussafah Monster Dunes.

Thanks to Iguana, which told some nice ( clean ) jokes to us.

Thanks to Alex ( and his Wife ) to provide us with fire for our Burgers.

Thanks to all, which where there because the people which joined the trip made actually the party possible.

Seems guys had a great time. Sorry I had to miss it due to intense work during he weekend

Best,

Mozi

Mozi wrote:Seems guys had a great time. Sorry I had to miss it due to intense work during he weekend

Best,

Mozi

WE miss maaaaaaaaaaaaaan