Funny offroad slogans

iguana · Post by **iguana** » Tue May 13, 2014 9:56 pm

I was looking at the net and found most of the forums have a topic for funny slogans ... Lets do the same here ... did you read anything nice?

I will start
"It's a Jeep thing, chrysler doesn't understand"
"My Jeep won a war, your Honda cuts my grass"

Did you read anything funny ... Share it

Bassam · Post by **Bassam** » Tue May 13, 2014 11:42 pm

No Jeep except Jeep.

Jeep ma3ak khobz wenta Mrawi7.

tomyantony · Post by **tomyantony** » Wed May 14, 2014 9:07 am

Don't follow me... You wont make it

When I Die, Bury me in my JEEP. 'Cause it's never been in a hole it couldn't get out of!

lizzy · Post by **lizzy** » Wed May 14, 2014 12:46 pm

This one I like!

Nasser · Post by **Nasser** » Wed May 14, 2014 12:57 pm

My biggest fear when I die........is my wife will sell my Jeep parts for what I told her they cost

Gladiator · Post by **Gladiator** » Wed May 14, 2014 2:11 pm

Nasser wrote:My biggest fear when I die........is my wife will sell my Jeep parts for what I told her they cost

nice one

Snappy · Post by **Snappy** » Wed May 14, 2014 2:51 pm

I like two:

"If you can read this, please turn the jeep over"

And

Not so much off road but "only milk comes in 2 litres"

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scotchyl · Post by **scotchyl** » Wed May 14, 2014 3:00 pm

I drive a jeep. If I'd wanted a hummer, I would have taken your sister.

The dirtiest 4 letter word I know.......Jeep

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senol · Post by **senol** » Wed May 14, 2014 3:10 pm

My truck was built with wrenches not chopsticks.

tilki · Post by **tilki** » Wed May 14, 2014 10:30 pm

One day ! everybody will have to Toyota

azzamy · Post by **azzamy** » Wed May 14, 2014 11:32 pm

Azzamy - jk -0556533581

Code Red · Post by **Code Red** » Thu May 15, 2014 10:06 am

JEEP

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P ocket

scotchyl · Post by **scotchyl** » Thu May 15, 2014 10:43 am

My friend bought a japanese Jeep, turned out it was a Fake Jeep. (FJ)

Saif1 · Post by **Saif1** » Thu May 15, 2014 1:05 pm

Never ask me to choose between you & my Jeep.

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Scorpionita · Post by **Scorpionita** » Fri May 16, 2014 8:28 am

my jeep won a war, Your honda cuts my grass